
Closest to the pin wins.
Three shots at Desert Stadium, hole 16. Par 3, 163 yards. Free to enter, open until Sunday.
For golf's pros, coaches and creators
It starts with a free competition on a 3D golf hole. Every player opts in to your email list before the first shot. Then we write your newsletter from about fifteen minutes of your voice a week and find sponsors who pay to be in it. You approve every issue.
Cowboy Dunes, hole 14: 157 yards, drawn live from the terrain in Heckler, our golf game. It plays in your browser, no app needed.
The feed decides who sees each post, and it can change the rules whenever it likes. Post again and it picks a different slice.
A subscriber is yours.
They gave you their email and their consent. Every issue is sent to all of them, the list goes wherever you go, and it's a number a sponsor can actually price.
The leaderboard ends Sunday. The list doesn't.
One post invites them to three shots at a hole from our game, closest to the pin. It's free, and it opens straight from the post.
Try Desert Stadium (opens Heckler in a new tab)Before the first shot, each player gives an email and checks the box to hear from you. You get every address, with the consent record that proves it.
Send us a voice memo each week, about fifteen minutes long. We turn it into a newsletter that sounds like you, then design it and send it.
We package your list for sponsors, sell the placements and write every read in your voice.
Every issue arrives in Sign-off, a private link on your phone. Approve it, ask for changes or send a voice note.
The whole process
The Thunderdome, par 3, 241 yardsA list in your name, a site that stays current, and sponsors sold around your existing deals. We work beside your agent, never around them.
For pros
Desert Stadium, par 3, 163 yardsWe want to build you a free competition and the funnel behind it. $0 up front, then 20% of gross sales to new customers who came from your competition, for 90 days.
For coaches
Salina Alta, par 3, 162 yardsYour first competition is $0. It builds the list. The newsletter and the sponsors come next.
For creatorsFor fourteen years I've built audiences for consumer brands and the email systems that turn them into revenue. I co-founded two of those brands, and one was acquired. The closest to this work: I ran the entire ecommerce business for Dude Dad, a creator with more than 5 million followers, at mid-seven figures a year.
No client has run a Heckler competition yet, and I won't pretend otherwise. The golf competition is new; the work isn't. You'd deal with me from the first call, and every message here comes to me.

